happy birthday mother unit!
i appreciate your advice. your encouragement. your support. your cooking. your cooking genes. your recipes. your shopping genes (and finding a deal genes).
(but no thank you for the dessert gene. i would like to be able to eat a meal without needing dessert.)
i also appreciate you still loving me after my high school years. i’m sure it was tough. i apologize (here’s a public apology). i’m glad i turned out all right and can now consider you a friend.
you are the best mom around (i’m not biased or anything) and i’m lucky to have you. hope you have a great day!